The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.

So the aggrieved party didn’t file a protest and has said nothing about it? Time to move on.

I doubt it’s good for Brett’s back, but if Wrangler jeans give me those kind of super powers, I’m headed to Fleet Farm tonight to buy a pair.

Anyone else see this gem on twitter?

He just read the Gawker Media union contract.