What about Ford Prefect's character was intrinsically "ginger?"

If by "Pro-Looking" you mean making it look like your screwdriver/gnome is going to its high school prom...

dont u dare pick my nose

Look past your myopic view and you'll see that it's not a rape joke... it's a joke about someone who takes a joke too far and journeys into unfunny territory. You'll find that comedies get a lot funnier when you stop with knee-jerk reactionism.

Like your heart.

I guess I'm glad I skipped Terminator Salvation. But it doesn't sound like the movie was even necessary. I really didn't need to see how John Connor saved humanity. The core of the story was the time travel paradox, not what happened in the future.

I see someone else read cracked this week and couldn't wait for today.

Bahaha. You got I was staring at these JPGs waiting for them to move thinking that my computer was just being slow.

My new goal in life is to live long enough to have one of these.

Came here for this, not leaving disappointed.

That escalated quickly.

Completely agree. Apart from godzilla puking laserbeams down the other monster's throat, the movie tanked once cranston died.

They never do flashbacks in Star Wars movies, so I'm calling bullshit. Doesn't mean that Lourd could be playing one of Leia's adult children, though. (I wonder if she'll have a bunch of Coppola handmaidens.)

Freddie are we using the same internet?

We set up containment barriers. The diet coke was collected,strained and donated to the local homeless shelter.

You must be a joy to hang out with. And I'm basing that purely on your screen name, not your equally joyful comment. Smile, buddy... smiiile... awww, THERE it is!!

You call those wings? These are f'ing wings: