Since humans are apes, you can root for everyone.

#GibbonsNow

They probably don't like puppies either.

Well that's nice. Okay Internet, shit all over it…

I had the same idea, only the ghost was going to be a He-Man action figure.

Humans are apes…

No they only threatened which goes beyond the pale.

This brand is.

So you have no problem with a corporation threatening to DOX an individual as a method to silence them? Of course you don't…

CNN has been reduced to DOXing a-holes as a result of the media hysteria. I think Trump has won.

For me, Poehler guarantees the movie is laugh free. Not a fan.

Inserting vegetables into various orifices is not a real job.

What's your porn name? I was thinking Warren Biggerstaff.

"Japanese Breakfast" sounds like a horrible sex act.

I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol…

I don't believe the is the preferred nomenclature dude…

We went camping every year to various locations in the States when my kids were young. Every time a new Potter book would come out, my wife would read it to the kids and I as we sat around the campfire. The kids, now 21 and 17, still talk about these trips and they are some of my fondest memories.

"In a Big Country" by Big Country. The folksy sound grabbed me in the early 80's.

The peril is much too perilous…

Mead is for battlers and closers.