I did that three times last week.

Feck sake!

Lose your The Thing virginity immediately.

But he rides Tigers..

This is one of the very few movies i can go back to again and again. It's great.

Time to dust off the dunking chair…

I hope they're as good as season 1.

La Croix… 4th most popular baby name next year.

I did it. I'm sorry.

I wouldn't be too sure. The USA may have it's own version of the BREXIT.

He also said he was going to lose a few pounds.

I love the old days when voting didn't make my ass bleed.

War-hawk and in the pocket of Wallstreet. Why, should I love Hillary??

I always knew piglet was a murderous fiend.

God Damn It!

Please god, let me get through life without being noticed by anyone.

In these troubling times, I try to bring some levity.

I was also brutalized by the Police. I had a coworker play "Every Breath You Take" on loop for about a year…

At Christmas time I listen to Christmas carols.

I once wrote a song from the viewpoint of generic ibuprofen. It was called $2.98 for 100.