Well all-right, all-right, all-right, it's not that good.

They sold their accents to pay for Grandpa Joe's tobacco.

Poor Wun Wun. A little armor and a helmet would have made him unstoppable. Giant sigh of regret…

Best thing to do when someone is shooting arrows at you is to run in a perfectly straight line. He was apparently, the slow Stark.

Looks like we got us the Josey Wales, Abe!

Do you also smuggle in dollar store candy for the double-whammy?

Hey, i don't have anything against prostitutes, just hypocrites.

I believe JI Joe already did this PSA back in the 80s. Even Cobra Commander was against rape. And, knowing is half the battle!

You're a prostitute!

Sam Elliot made me give it a try. Ashton sent me away.

Hodor…

She beats Swiper to death with Map… All the while, Map sings his theme song.

Who is this person and why does she have a show?

And it sucks.

I actually looking to hire 4 vigilantes next quarter. Please forward you resume.

I liked Urban in Judge Dredd. How about some more of that?

5 years too late?

SAY WHAT AGAIN!

Ti-Feckin-tanic. I can't watch it.

I shout that every time my wife and i engage in sex. Also a 68% failure rate… Sorry honey.