Can I be Howard Hughes without the crazy?

Coen and Spielberg! I'll lay down my $8.50 for a ticket plus $33.75 for a small drink and popcorn gladly.

On my 39th Schnitzengruben.

Sully, remember when I told you I'd kill you last? I lied….

Can we meat in the middle here?

What happens when you drink too much Three penis wine.

Last paragraph, Nov 13.

I thought Doug was gay…

Virgin Spring. The Rape, the murder and the flowing water still haunt me.

Yep.

GROHL…. RAWARRRRRRRR…. I just like saying his name.

But will it be funny? Send me the script and I'll weigh in.

If our hopes and wishes could defeat the baser emotions of evil people, the world would be a safe and happy place. Alas, reality strikes and innocent and naive people are harmed.

Any sort of knowledge would just be an impediment to our shared sloth.

If he weren't such an ass he'd do better than a glorified participation award.

Art Vandalay. I'm pretty sure we could just goof off all day.

Only another giant asteroid can cleanse the world of Theodore Rex.

Whenever I do some stupendous coding at work, I announce that "I've turned one gun into five guns". And "You're killing me Smalls" when someone does something stupid.

Sounds like a "Quiver-full" of bullshit.

I'm a man and make roughly 30 million dollars less than Jennifer Lawrence. I'm not that upset about it.