He also has the record for most accents over letters in his name.

How about if you're eating fried chicken while it's happening?

Their son was named Jesus?

Is this Mojo Jojo?

I see Lt. Dan got his legs back.

Are these two people as stupid as I imagine them to be? Paltrow and Depp irk me individually. Together, they make my ire burn with the heat of 1000 suns.

Tranatino is full of it. I'm not a Bush fan by any means but the award was a purely political statement.

Where in the hell is Tibor!

Lewis Cuneiform is also taken.

I can't name a war that was.

Since Americans are all over-weight and slow, it's not that exciting.

Shoulda brought his light-saber.

Cosby's Illusory Persona or Fire-BallSack.

Keeping the multi-environment theme going, kudos Mr. Abrams.

We want our cops to be more skilled than the best MMA fighters at hand-to-hand. They must be able to shoot weapons out of the hands of perpetrators or shoot them in their extremities without killing them instead of going for center-mass. They must read criminal's minds to determine intent and at all times never be…

It's like the people who get killed every year in Yellowstone taking pictures of Bison and Bears. Dumbassery gets you killed. Don't walk through life being a dick.

Right carrying nothing but crazy enough to start punching an armed cop. Also the size of an NFL linebacker. Harmless.

Grumpy Cat spelled backwards is Anti Christ!

No, I sympathize with Mike Brown but he was 18 and lit the match. Pre-teens get more lee-way in my world. What's the matter with you?

By your own admission then, it's not unprecedented that non-indictments occur.