One more jump and you might hit reality.

Make several unwatchable movies.

Current wilderness survival bag contains a sharp knife and several prosthetics.

I loved "Red Omelets and Bacon".

I suggest a "Jabba-weight" for mass.

Does she realize she's admitting she's shallow and stupid. Keep on truckin Lindsey.

We only use miles on this web site. Or sometimes leagues if we're talking about Middle Earth.

Nope, doesn't help.

I don't know what this "km" is.

3.

I'll send a probe to Uranus for five dollars American.

If the recent building collapses around the world are any indication, the rebels won't need to launch a missile to destroy it.

It's clear they only want a satellite there to route CSR calls for future Mars PNC bank.

Maybe it's time we have one big knock-down drag out "Religion Battle Royale" winner take all. I'll convert from nothing to whatever.

Adam Richman once ate a sandwich that contained 5 whole rabbits and one hare.

It happened to me when some ultra-bitch in her Prius reamed me for driving an F-250. Sorry, but I can't haul full sheets of drywall and plywood in a smart car. I was a goddamn construction worker.

Man - vs- Ethiopia!
What they're not anorexic they just don't have food…. Sorry i guess.

People's ability to be offended hits a new low.

I mean they've failed to move this country forward along with their Republican counter-parts. Multi term politicians are progresses kryptonite.

I've endured one of those but the sex after was fantastic.