Numbers and Leviticus next please. All that begatting, oooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!

I have no sympathy for this dead a-hole. The world is better off without him.

Jimmy Fallon is the 4 billionth funniest person on earth.

Except the one that has me as it's supreme deity. Smoke cigarettes and drink cheap wine my children and thy days will be interesting upon the earth.

I saw the movie last night. Slightly bored throughout. The only relationship that worked for me was the one between between Max and Julio.

How many kids drown in swimming pools every year? How many die in car accidents? Gun deaths are very rare by comparison.

I guess we outlaw swimming pools then.

After Streep gets shot in the head, will we get a Rocky style training montage that shows her struggling to learn to eat pudding again?

Old Yeller Dies?!!!

As Darkness Falls so Falls Star Trek into Darkness.

Oh papa-san please take me home.

May I introduce a British Entry?  Oh well, I'm fucking doing it anyway!

I'm going to "Swede" this article.  I will play Nathan Rabin and all others will be portrayed by my cat, dog, lizard and a boot.

Lindsay Lohan's impending demise or the "Jenni Rivera Story" starring the same.

Lindsay Lohan's impending demise or the "Jenni Rivera Story" starring the same.

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