And the overwrought prose to match, interrupted briefly by a “because X” grating-Jezebel-commenter turn of phrase.

To be clear, I meant the royal “you” as most people are dolts.

You don’t even need to have good credit; just lots of hair gel and jeans with iron crosses on the back pockets.

You’re getting a lot of grief right now, but you’re making an important larger point throughout your comments on this thread (which is getting lost in the argument about the book announcement), which is: the democrats are not doing anything effective right now. They’re employing exactly the same strategy that lost…

“ even when millions of its citizens blatantly disrespected them for no other reason than that the hue of their skin made them antithetical to the virtues of their America. So much so that Obama’s successor is the most unqualified president in U.S. history; a man who is small by every measure who won, largely, because…

I’m not even talking about the content. I’m talking about the inevitable person who has to come here and smugly predict what kind of comments we’re going to get on a specific article. It’s annoying, smug and pointless. I’m allowed to have pet peeves.

Guh... I like Jezebel, but this would not be the first time the writers on this site thought they were the next fucking e.e. cummings for their refusal to use words for their meanings.

And what’s this now, “a before u except after c?”

When I used to work at a Toyota dealership, a nice old lady brought in this spotless Celica convertible. Didn’t realize that fewer than 5,000 of these were ever built.

During the busy holiday season, don’t forget what’s really important: Toyota Celica.

Kellyanne reminds me of a worn-out, fucked up animatronic at a pizza restaurant where the one eye doesn’t open all the way.

More whining

THIS.

Deadspin must be world class yogis at mental gymnastics. I’ve literally never seen a group of such sanctimonious people about journalistic ethics do an about-face.

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

The “negligent vehicular homicide” people bother me more than anything, because they get defended by liberals and conservatives alike because “they’re young, they were drinking, it’s not their fault.” DO. NOT. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

Honestly this is probably worse than a rusted out work van, this is the equivalent of having a semi-tractor trailer parked in your driveway. Aesthetically displeasing for sure. Neighbors are overreacting but nobody would think a giant trailer like that looks nice parked in front of their neighbor’s house.

Don’t do that. While his neighbors were being over dramatic, don’t pretend like you don’t understand why his trailer would be objectionable.