What a showboat.

“Net Worth: $29"

He must’ve thought this excuse to cross into the US was a real “Grand Slam”

I’m guessing even if he loses his spot on the team he’ll be forced to retire.

Condom Prolongs Rubber Match

i’m not above quoting myself:

Because the worst day at the ballpark is better than the best day at the office, at least that would be my reason.

Just another well run organization by the DeVos family.

I don’t think Romo is HoF worthy, but he was still damn good and I’m gonna miss him on the field.

I feel bad for his career, but if he were my brother, I’d be thrilled that he’s retiring and getting his body out of the line of fire.

Tony, if you are reading this, hear me out... how about the Mets?

“Tony Romo was a fighter. You could count on him. He was the first one on the roof of the practice facility every morning, and the last one you’d see when you left for the night. Tony had an uncanny ability to eat aluminum cans. Pepsi, RC, Pabst—you name it! A gamer. The way he’d fly out there brought tears to my…

I thought I read about this yesterday.

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

Romos got a HoF case, a Conf Champion case and a Superbowl case. They all have Bud Light printed on the side.

Ernie Harwell (RIP) had the best spring broadcast tradition: “Lo, the winter’s passed....and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land.”

A white sign in St. Louis screwing up a minority? Get outta here.

I understand this rabbit. I mean, I always feel triumphant after I sniff a line.