Thank you. This is how I feel but I was worried my adoration of Joan Jett as I was growing up was clouding my judgement.

I would agree with women mostly giving birth and dying in Episodes 1-3, but I don’t agree that Leia was not a major player. Sure. She didn’t use the Force. But she kicked ass with a blaster, saved Han, and when a man tried to make her a sexual object she chocked him with the same chain he used to keep her captive. She…

While it isn’t cannon, I always though of Katniss as Native American. The darker skin and high cheekbones she was described with seemed to indicate that to me. The only ones with races that were pretty explicit (I think) were Rue and Thresh.

She’s hyper organized and loves lists so I am thinking The Knot’s Wedding List Book and an Alex and Ani bracelet. Good thing her birthday is the week after Christmas so I can have an excuse to make up for my less than sentimental Christmas gift ☺

Okay, I know this was a joke but I actually am looking for a non-Barneys planner now. I bought my best friend Deadpool Killustrated for Christmas, which seemed perfect until she got engaged and asked me to be matron of honor last week. Thank you for the idea!

I’m not a vegan but the sriracha version of Just Mayo is one of the greatest things ever in life.

The lack of a Harvard comma between crying and masturbation is distracting me. Like, are they writing about crying and also masturbation, or about crying while masturbating? Because those seem like 2-3 very different articles.

I’m so sick of people implying that they know who gets to be a “real feminist” or that somehow clothing can disqualify you.

This is amazing and I love it.

The scariest part of this is Paul Ryan as the voice of reason.

This. He very much seems to want to go to prison but is apparently aware that crimes only really land you in jail if they’re against white males. If he keeps targeting women and black people he will never get his wish.

Because if people are at his concert they aren’t at home beating their spouses?

That makes sense! Thank you for explaining. Could they have been contractually obligated? I don’t know a lot about the entertainment industry but if Kesha is any example your options may be to work with your rapist or not work. And to give up her business may have felt like losing something to him all over again.

Could you be more specific? What part is bullshit? *Not trying to provoke. Genuinely interested in your opinion.

That is a wildly specific target audience but I’m inclined to agree.

If I liked jello this would sound really good! I love pineapple and walnuts in cottage cheese.

Given the choice between this and jello-mayo I choose tentacles.

Then I will have to check out Vocativ ☺. Thank you for being excellent.

Honestly, it doesn’t bother me that she drew it. If you decide to do so, just make sure it’s something you like and will be meaningful for you no matter who you’re with.

It’s visible if I’m wearing shorts or some dresses. Also, I do own 2 tarantulas so...maybe