I like it when guys brag about how much money they make, because it let's me know to stay the fuck away from them.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

I don't know, around the "You're an Account Manger" line I probably would have hung on just to see what was coming next. You can't even be mad at this shit, it's too fun watching him crash and burn.

And behold! The Most Special of All the Snowflakes has revealed himself to us!

If only they knew he made 32k since June. JUNE!

Just...bro...STOP TALKING! What on earth?? You say "you can put my meat in your mouth" then say SHE'S disrespecting you?? I've never seen such desperation. If she's so hideously fat with alien eyes, why'd you swipe right in the first place? Take your 32k and buy yourself something pretty, broseph. You deserve it after…

Wow, that is mind blowing.

Well, that changes everything!

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

No need to bring race into it. We've all flown with stinky people of every nationality.

I had a kid kicking my seat on one my last flights. He looked about 5 or 6. I craned my head back and said "Hi, could please stop kicking my seat?"

I actually did it once. It was an 8 hour long flight and the kid kept kicking my seat. The mother was such an asshole that even when I requested her to ask her child to stop kicking me, she said "he's young" and looked quite indifferent. Of course the child threw a huge tantrum after being tripped, but I felt such…

Problem solved.

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

While Columbia's administration has proved themselves to be a bunch of dicks, its campus culture is usually pretty open to this type of thing and there has been a lot of support amongst the student body for these girls who have come forward. Columbia students can be annoyingly righteous sometimes, but it's the type of…

Next headline "House Blaze Started by Drugged Up Blogger; Found Rambling About Menstruation and Plates On Front Lawn"

I am torn between appreciation that it's for a worthy cause and irrational hatred of all "performance art".

Really interesting idea, unfortunately I think she's going to be carrying that mattress around for a while. I'm less than optimistic she'll be met with anything other than further ridicule and shaming. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Really shows what a sorry state campus sexual assault policies are in when this is what a…

The mattress is dressed a bit too skimpily for its message to be believable.

Good thing no one asked you.