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There was a Mean Girls sequel. It was hilarious...ly bad.

WTF. I think your story just broke my brain. Thanks Rebecca I have calc tomorrow.

For the record, that's a #LieToldByMales too. Because, um, I've never done that.

Oh, you forgot to mention, the tweet that said "I've only been with like one guy" was accompanied by a picture of a cave. A fucking cave. What a perfect way to illustrate WHY women will lie about the number of partners they've had. When one has to deal with the absurd myth that more sex = stretched-out, broken…

LiesToldByFemales: "Santa is not going to bring you any presents if you don't finish those vegetables."

Oh how dominant and sexy. Not.

This sounds both mildly psychotic and incredibly entertaining.

I don't condone all that has happened since this fella mentioned this to his frat buddies, AT ALL. I was thinking, however, that maybe it was just an innocent drunk 18 year old, that, understandably to me, at 18 found the information titillating and exciting gossip... "omg... you'll never guess who i saw... " …

Oh, God, this is a priceless opportunity to sit close to him, well within his range of eyesight. And then just look at him like he tracked dog shit in or has a conjoined twin growing out of his head. Look away when he catches you. Repeat several more times, making sure that he 'catches' you staring at him, and then…

I mean that's a dick move I'm sure, but he's just a kid. She has no expectation of privacy to a certain point. The second she became a public figure, especially a pornstar, who she was became fair game. Anyone who knew her and saw her could have outed her. She definitely shouldn't be harassed, but being outed comes…

Names already out there, even if my cock was 2 inches I'd take the 10,000$ offer. why the fuck not

This is why I wish gifs worked on Facebook - I really wish we could post these as comments to his white whine.

Edit: Also, the comments on the Facebook post are priceless. I particularly like the Thurston Moore Facebook Truthers who think that the page is maintained by his girlfriend, since the person who writes all the status updates is seriously so much dumber than people think Thurston Moore should be.

For those of you who don't yet speak dick, let me translate:

I want it to say "had a bit of online fun" on my gravestone