I cant remember anymore where I read this, but I once saw that girls under a certain age, let's say it was under 10, tend to agree with the statement "girls can do anything." But girls over 10 start to think differently - they think "girls can do anything, but I can't." If I recall the theory was that as girls get…

Knees and elbows are smelly? I mean I guess I can't really smell my knees, but I've never struggled with smelly elbows to my knowledge.

I can explain this! Skirts do not show the outline of a girl's inner thighs and crotch. The inner thigh and crotch means that, upon viewing it, you will immediately wish to have sex with her, or rape her, as the consent might vary. But, since the girl is letting people see her crotch outline, she is inviting sex and,…

I guess the best thing to do is wear some panties with a corporate logo on them so that if your panty pic is published the logo's owner will sue to remove it.

because pants are for boys, heathen.

Someone explain this to me, why are dresses still considered more modest than trousers, in this day and age?

SCATMAN BATMAN BATEMAN CHAINSAW

I thought I had a reasonable expectation of privacy under my clothes. Silly me.

Oh come on. If we start to treat gay people well, what is next? Pretty soon we'll be treating everyone well, and what kind of world will that be?

Oh $CHARACTERIZATION $PETNAME, I ache with longing for the merest glimpse of your $BODY_PART. Fly to me, my $INFANT_ANIMAL, and let us spend the entire $TIME_PERIOD celebrating our $KINK.

I have a friend who says "I miss your face" to me all the time. It makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

My sister just texted me "Hi darl, thinking of your face," so thanks for this. Thanks very very much.

Can we get some kind of rigid guidelines determining if you're a bro or not? I'm tempted to try this app but I'm not sure if I'm a big enough bro yet.

The pre-programmed messages make me want this. My bf would totally appreciate that I am thinking of his "darl" face at random points in the day, like 3:15 am.
.....yet for $1.99, I could buy crackers from the vending machine and am not willing to spend hard earned cracker money on this app.

You laugh now, but then Facebook will go ahead and buy it for dicktillion dollars. And then the brogrammers who brogrammed it will invest all of their money in axe body spray.

I disagree (though I know this entire article is a joke).

Now everyone who tweets stupid racist shit can expect 1000 retweets. I don't know if this is helping the situation. Or maybe mass public shaming will help. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

I have seem this stupidity from students on twitter at the college I work for as well and it infuriates me. They are not even clever, just plain mean or stupid. "So many Asians" was retweeted so often.

Bravo.

As a WM dating a lovely darker skin BF, I see this from a weird inside-outside point of view. My lady talks about the BF image and how its portrayed, and the trend seems to be the darker ladies tend to be "the help" while the lighter ladies tend to be mainstream. And I'd have to agree. I think you're more likely to…