I legit snorted and choked on air when I read this. You win.

JLaw! You do NOT take your girl down with you! Sister Rules! Know them, follow them.

You can only stand your ground if you're white. Read the fine print before you shoot!

"So while people can't decide whether or not a person killing an innocent black teenager is murder, apparently some people know exactly how they feel when it comes to black women standing up for their own safety and lives."

My president is Black, my Jesus is Black.

As a Native American woman I did grow up traditionally and the trail of tears hits home with family because we lost a lot of family and loved ones. That being said I couldn't stand going to school esp dealing with the racism. For thanksgiving we were asked to dress like my people. Without missing a beat my mom put me…

It's amazing to me that someone would take that and NOT expect to die from it.

Too good I know. I also love the fact that you can see Tifa in the background looking smug, like she knew it was going to happen. Also Luffy and Zoro for well you know, reasons.

I read this somewhere (Huffpo?) today and the mom said she did the bulk of the work; this article implies the 4 year old is actually making these. Still very cute girl (I want your hair) and cute concept.

Agreed, hot sauce is also superior to ketchup.

That's what mustard is for.

I don't really want there to be an ass-sword, regardless of how long it may be.

Actually, "white mage" makes for a pretty awesome wedding dress. I mean, it's even mostly the right color, so parents and in-laws aren't as likely to complain a ton, right?

Aaaaaand that solves my "should I give my mom an aneurism by wearing jeans and a t-shirt" debate.

That is so sweet.
Reminds me of this:

I think we all know how Final Fantasy-themed divorces go.

"Final Fantasy-themed marriages always look so nice."

But... I don't remember anyone stabbing Barret?

I wouldn't reccomend the Final Fantasy VII wedding where, after saying the vows, some silver-haired bloke with a longass sword comes out of nowhere and stabs your bride.