Obviously, home births seem to be a white lady phenomenon.

Is it possible to be a fangirl of someone who stunt-drives chariots? I'm fangirling out right now.

OMG WHAT.

She tripped because she usually goes by chariot for these sorts of things.

I can't stop laughing at Vincent's face behind them. That's probably the most exercise his face has ever gotten.

Barret/Cloud. The only real ship of FFVII.

Dip your fries in some good ol' hot sauce. You're welcome.

Wait, wait, wait. ...Wait.

"Giiiiirl, bye." is what that flounce says.

I finally found a windows phone user!! Can you tell me why your GPS uses yards instead of feet? Do you get used to it after a while? Tell me your secrets!

I love the "Bitches high as fuck" meme. I can't get enough of it. That probably makes up around 90% of my "bitch" uttering.

Lolwut. I knew it had to involve da boobies. Thank you for the explanation! I'm just gonna try to pretend I didn't read some of the awful comments on this post now.

Whaaa?? I looked through the comments and still don't get it. Is it because Beyonce performs burlesque-style? Is it that debate again?

What did Beyonce do? I feel like I missed something. Is it that Mrs. Carter stuff again?

Mulan is PERFECT. Look at her badass self, giving the side-eye to Mushu because he's supposed to be HER wingman.

These filthy millenials today don't worship any demonic entities except Apple. Pah!

Haha, don't worry! He is sexy, but in a "Shhhh, don't talk just pretty" kind of way.

All the yes!!

Wouldn't it be great if all the bachelor contestants just quit one by one? I would watch that finale. Juan Pablo left hanging as the two last ladies join arms and stroll off into the night, without him.

12/21/12 just has a nice symmetry to it. It's a more attractive doomday. #doomsdayshaming