It’s a little late for a Deadspin/Takeout crossover, Doc.

Because it is bothering the hardest trophy to win and the most beautiful trophy in sports?

A few months ago I went around my house and found 11 water bottles, none of which I’d bought myself or ever used. They all went in the trash. I don’t know why, but people seem to loooove giving them as gifts, and fer chrissakes don’t we all have enough fucking water bottles by now?

Yup plus since it’s made from grain, it’s a health food. Plus it contains alcohol which kills germs, so it makes you immune to getting sick from the china virus.

Clicks, my man. It is all about the clicks.

Maybe?  Whatever reason, it’s really good shorthand for ‘this person has no clue what they are talking about’.

Have the Swifties taken over the AVClub?  There seems to be a Taylor Swift article at least every few days recently.

Oh pity the poor billionaire...

“There’s just no reason a top-heavy insulated tumbler best suited to long-haul trucking should be selling for thousands of dollars online.” There’s no reason they should be selling for $49.95!!!

That’s why I only drink beer, it’s made out of 100% pure beer and none of that awful deadly shit!

And they just sell that to freaking ANYONE, I saw a toddler consuming that poison their parents should be dragged through the streets and publicly flogged, those evil monsters. I called the cops, who of course didn’t do anything.

God, I’m so fucking sick of this woman and her highly calculated public persona. If you don’t want attention on your romances, then don’t make so many public appearances at televised NFL games - which seem exactly designed to rehabilitate the NFL’s image and continue the rampant interest in Taylor’s dating life. This…

Every single person who has consumed it has died or will die in the future, it’s poison!

I am mad at myself for reading this article. 

All this, just for deadly dihydrogen monoxide.

This feels like a water bottle version of crypto or NFT’s and there is no way this happens without TikTok.

Why do people like the cups? Why do they keep making videos in their cars?

I’d let people make fun of me all day if I had the same net worth as Ms. Swift

What do you mean it wasn’t a good joke? I thought it was perfectly snarky and actually pretty fucking accurate compared to all the other terrible jokes. In fact, if Tina Fey made the joke, I don’t think people would have considered it bad at all.

Honestly, god help anyone who says ANYTHING about her if we’re referring to that Jo Koy joke as “cringe-worthy.” It was not a good joke. It was barely a joke. But my goodness, is it being blown so absurdly out of proportion. “Taylor Swift is dating an NFL star and gets shown on TV a bunch.” Oh, what a diss to Tay-Tay.…