Desmond forgot to push the button.

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I feel like the internet has now reached its apex. We no longer need anything else. All was achieved with this story.

The first time I saw George Stephanopoulos's name I though somebody had managed to fuck up Strombo's name. Strombo is a Canadian institution.

Okay, just to clarify, BRCA 1 and BRCA 2 are tumor suppressing genes. We all have BRCA 1 and BRCA 2, the issue arises when they mutate, resulting in a non-functional tumor suppression protein product.

I was wondering if I was the only one who found this completely lacking in charm. If a three-year-old talked over me trying to mansplain something would learn some hard lessons. That child is going to be completely unbearable in ten years.

Ultimately, she's arguing with a preschooler- and he's winning. Ignore him or put him in a time out, for crap's sake!

After spending 2 hours in a Kindergarten class today, I can unequivocally tell you: This is not cute. Nope. Not even little.

I'm glad I read the article. I had seen this video before, but now I know that the super hot guy is Karim Saleh. He looks like a really good kisser too.

Who cares what its for, its a wonderful video that made me squirm and smile ear to ear. This is what humanity is all about. Connecting, being awkward, loving...feeling passion and intimacy, transcending beyond hatred, killing, overpowering and bigotry. Gay dudes definitely had a real connection. And the girl in…

I don't dig Chelsea Handler at all, but she is spot-on, here.

Cheers

I am crying. That is the best fart description I've ever heard.

Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could…

"You must not work in medicine because if you did you wouldn't make such jokes."

You just keep on being you cassiebearRAWR, 'cause that gives me hope for intelligent life.

It's cool. My anti-vax friend on Facebook has reassured me multiple times that dosing your kids with local, organic honey is much more effective than traditional antibiotics. #science

Antibiotics are dangerous. They gave my son JennyMcCarthyitis