I thought I read somewhere that Jennifer Garner DID call the paparazzi and sanction photos because it gave her some power. If they had photos at a time she was agreeable with, they could leave her alone later. Traffic control.

Oh yeah—The National?! GOTTA TUNE IN!

I threw that book in the garbage as a kid because I physically couldn't even stand to THINK about it. Even it being in the house was too much of a trigger to sobbing.

Simultaneously the best and worst scene of all time.

That commercial really just makes me want to move to a small cabin in the mountains. What? You can paddle a boat, play guitar, hike, and BUILD the cabin yourself? Marry me, now.

That's why I liked the Karen O song.

Diane Kruger is just SO STUNNING.

Reverse SAD. THANK YOU.

Mmm, I liked Karen O's song better *ducks*

This is why psychologists will advocate for time out, whenever a child hits. Immediately, no second chances. Parents should calmly say - "You hit, so now you have to sit in the time out chair."

Ultimately, if your child is being wild and crazy, it's probably going to take multiple repetitions of time out before they…

I think he uses writers for his monologue. Everything after that is pure awesome.

Jesus Christ. Totally uncalled for. You're reading an article about after the main event happened, so what do you expect? DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT.

Yiiikes. Okay. Am NOT rocking that look. I mean, that only happened once....

What the heck is whale tail? OMG, do I have one and never knew??

It was Grey's Anatomy, but not so early as 2006 (that would have placed it around season 2) . The internets tell me it's season 5 - 2008.

I have a friend who did her PhD at 37, and another who did it in her late 40s. It's possible.

Though I don't know what the answer is. Some people do what they love as a profession; others are really involved in the things they love as hobbies. There's no right answer.

God, guys. Breaking up with someone SUCKS. I haven't really had a ton of experience with it, but it's several months out from breaking up with a soulmate, who really wants nothing to do with me, and though I'm dealing with it better now, it just sucks, sucks, sucks ALL THE TIME. Trying to be hopeful there's someone…