Duke will also be self-imposing a postseason ban beginning on the first Saturday of the NCAA Tournament.

Call it Wallflower. Make a million bucks.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

It's almost as if lamb was responsible for the ball's passover the hoop.

Not mentioned: the journalist is Pep Guardiola.

The human body has 206 bones in it. You want another one in you?

Before I deleted my account I would always ask women the same thing: "So do you want to hear a ridiculous pick-up line or should we skip the awkward stuff."

That's nice, but only my mother gives me unsolicited tinder advice.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

"He'll be fine."

It suffers badly in comparison to what Key & Peele already did. The writing's just not there for SNL anymore.

Substantively, I can't disagree with anything Lund wrote. Yep, the NFL has serious problems at the structural level, and gives itself daily injections of HGH (Hypocrisy Generating Horseshit).

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

Psh... JR puts up 55 every other night.

I fucking lost it at A. A. Ron Rodgers. At least he's enjoying his off-season.

Holy shit, does that tongue have a ball gag?