Yeah, but can he remember the last time he got laid?
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Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.
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Is this an ad for Down's Syndrome?
Being beat is not fun: trust me, I would know.
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I thought Blackish was a comedy, not a drama.
The teammates may have a point. If Wilson were blacker, he wouldn't have won the Super Bowl.
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Yes, but that was six years ago. All you had then was okcupid and match. And we had to walk uphill both ways to get there.
"and at the start of the match they were loud enough to be picked up by the mics"
Still not getting his sponsorship deal with Stubhub back.
It's harder to remember that when you move away.
Well... When you play with 12 men and make a big deal about it, you're probably gonna get penalized... Jackasses
Of course they retired his jersey. What are the odds of them having another player named Biaksangzuala?
he ends up all alone in a patch of grass, shaken and confused
I thought the cruelest move in the NFL was Baltimore to Indianapolis.
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