Probably as many as Amber Heard is gonna do in prison each day.  

What in the actual fuck is this article? Hard to believe this blog site has fallen so hard. 

Well this article sure aged like bread. 

Cool article or whatever, but why are you gals so quiet in providing a follow-up to the Heard/Depp situation? You know, where it turns out Amber Heard is a serial abuser?

Cool article or whatever, but why are you gals so quiet in providing a follow-up to the Heard/Depp situation? You know, where it turns out Amber Heard is a serial abuser?

if any blog needed a restructuring...

Why isn’t Jezebel on this list?

Damn, Jezebel. I remember when the Slot was actually good. This shit is so half-assed. 

Oh go fuck yourself with this slave bullshit. I’m sure our ancestors would love to get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to play on a field for 3 hours, rather than work a field for 12 hours for free.  If this is your stance, we’re all slaves and everything you write from here on out should refer to us slaves. 

Who gives a fuck about what Cardi B thinks? Where’s Ja????

I hope they post a similar article on deadspin. About fucking feamle Volleyball teams, all of them. 

Dumb rumor is dumb

Ahhh Anker, great products, when they work. 

Ahhh Anker, great products, when they work. 

Shit, that’s not Sigourney Weaver?

This is some groundbreaking journalism. Pulitzer alert!

You don’t even get to see the nudities! 

Oooo Edgy..

What about Lesbians, Ashley. Is it Mens’ fault that lesbians are having less sex later in life too?

You’re gonna have to make a better case than that. Let’s see some numerical data as to why the U.S. women’s team should get paid just as much as the men’s.