mostlykelp
MostlyKelp
mostlykelp

Outrage

Damn, you know your article is shit when you go on full-defense mode. 

Damn, you are a shit writer. Could they not find anyone else to write about soccer? Maybe the troll that lives under a bridge?

There’s an Elian Gonzalez joke in here somewhere...

That’s one way to leave the Marvel Universe for good. 

Great episode but when I binge Its always sunny, I might have to skip it. That tone was incredible. 

NYC airports **shudders**

That Governor though...You’re welcome, America.

“it’s the only way”

Meanwhile in  Florida, We got DeSantis and Scott both in office. HELP US!!

Never said I was a better voter, but you gotta think that if someone is sitting on there ass, and then sees a tweet by Remy Ma telling them to vote, can’t be that well-informed on the MANY proposed amendments on the ballot in their state, because if they were, they’d already had voted. Voting is not like taking your

Regardless of your political affiliation, if it takes a celebrity’s advice for you to vote, then you probably shouldn’t be voting.

Mandarin Duck walks into the club like:

What’s the point of being a rich billionaire if you can’t have illegal sex dungeons? 

Oh shit, say what you will about his wrestling character, this just sucks. I hope he pulls through, along with anyone in the world who gets cancer.

Make sure you do it while you’re in a new relationship too!

This isn’t Jezebel.com

Massholes is a thing right? 

They blew it when they traded Gruden to the Bucs.

Don’t act like you didn’t enjoy Sixteen Candles!!