Sexual assault? He was just checking her for fairy dust.

I think the words you were looking for are: Classic Carmelo, sucker-punching the President.

So this is what it’s like to beat a Live horse?

It could never happen, we would have an uneven number of states, and that’s bad!

Why are there so many dongs on the golf course?

Cool story, bro.

Never saw Stannis die..

The earth is flat, multiple NBA players and Scientologists have confirmed

Shades of Aunt Diane

So are Tormund and Beric dead or alive?

This is breaking news, deepthroat level...

- You read an article on Jezebel with high hopes and realize it was a bigger let down than Jaws 4.

Reminds of the times me and you had together in high school, O the dickssss

Does this mean Joker is also pornstar Jack Napier?

meh

and yet, baseball is still boring.

Also, maybe do a total of 21 miles a week.

Genetics