Poor Jamie, who knew killing a little old lady would hurt so much? But hey, that’s why they call her the Queen of Thorns. Cue the music:

Hey Y’all, Varys shook

Mmk, now connect American Graffiti with the black struggle of today.

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I’m glad I stuck through the first few episodes. Anansi is amazing, and I need more of him.

AHh good, see we can finally weed out those people who go Tinder looking for “just friends.” I’m trying to bang, they’ve got a friend app over thurr..

Pretty sure they cut that part out too.

Exactly, I need a new nightmare.  

Best Idea ever, Take notice Hollywood.

Thank god, my childhood was all fucked because of the original, avid fear of spiders and clowns. Thanks, It.

Would’ve been funny with an actual cartoon.

It’s his Emo faze

I dunno, but Her brother sure does...

So this is how Trump dies..

You’d think they’d just use Wikipedia, I mean they have all the references you could ever need at the bottom of the page!

Sometimes all you need is some big wood to get the job done.

O and, Theon..Out!

Kinda pissed that Yara didn’t have a chance to get it on with Ellaria. Couldn’t you just wait 10 more minutes Euron? Also the look on Theon’s face when he couldn’t join in.

Is Euron is poisoned? Hopefully that creepy mad scientist can fix him up, he still needs to have an epic wedding night with Cersei. What bedroom items do you think he’d bring?