Mmk, now connect American Graffiti with the black struggle of today.

AHh good, see we can finally weed out those people who go Tinder looking for “just friends.” I’m trying to bang, they’ve got a friend app over thurr..

So this is how Trump dies..

What’s a Bella Thorne? And Why aren’t people using Pornhub?

Man Theron sounds boring as fuck.

Glad to see she’s still going strong. Also, I thought this blogsphere hated Vice? Or was that just Gawker?

To that first lady...Good Sex trumps Trump. How’s the sex? Very important..

You just took me down a path I may never recover from. I love it

It’s also a Chevy, so there’s that.

I know the culture very well.
A day in the life of of their writers.

Baseball really? Have you never been Bohemian Shark catching? Knowing any moment that the next wave that hits you could be your last. You don’t even get to use a rod and wheel or a boat...

The Sun, The Daily Mirror, Daily Express and Daily Star.

Don’t you ever listen to his songs? He wants to poop on you too...

Do you care enough to stop using Google Search?

I’m reading this article from the Google Chrome browser!

Is being ‘Thirsty AF’ a good thing now?

I’ve hung out with R. Kelly, he told me that women are flowers and he has the soil and water to help them bloom.

Trapped in the Closet 2: Electric Boogaloo

Jezebel is on a respirator for sure.