mostlykelp
MostlyKelp
mostlykelp

Baseball really? Have you never been Bohemian Shark catching? Knowing any moment that the next wave that hits you could be your last. You don’t even get to use a rod and wheel or a boat...

The Sun, The Daily Mirror, Daily Express and Daily Star.

Don’t you ever listen to his songs? He wants to poop on you too...

Do you care enough to stop using Google Search?

I’m reading this article from the Google Chrome browser!

Is being ‘Thirsty AF’ a good thing now?

I’ve hung out with R. Kelly, he told me that women are flowers and he has the soil and water to help them bloom.

Trapped in the Closet 2: Electric Boogaloo

Jezebel is on a respirator for sure.

I’m taking a shit tomorrow!

This is what they mean by journalism is dying

I wouldn’t recommend #2, well at least not on gamefaqs.com, the amount of times I’ve been moderated for responding to harassers. 

Still, when we fight, she’ll use it against me, saying something like, “If there is someone else, you can’t say anything because we don’t have a title and you’ve lied to me and hid stuff...etc.”

HOLY SHIT. I’m not really into cars all that much but this gave me a boner. It’s like a real-life Rocket League car or even better...something out of Demolition Man. We’re getting closer my friend:

Shhh, the writer is obviously learning as they go. It’s part of the process for Deadspin to hire writers who aren’t really that educated on the subjects they write about. If we keep giving enough feedback, eventually their articles will be well-written..maybe..

Nope, don’t want him and his bad hammies

And yet the win the league comfortably. Youth system is a non-issue when you are rolling in the dough. How many league titles have non-Chelsea teams, with Kevin and Romelu, won? For good measure let’s throw in cups. Maybe 1 total?

Benched by Giroud by October.

Arsenal didn’t even buy the best forward from Lyon.