mostlykelp
MostlyKelp
mostlykelp

They could at least give you some NBA-related to post about.

Wash and cut your potatoes and bake them at 400 degrees for 20 minutes on each naked side (there should only be 2), baked french fries are the best!

Who keeps hiring her to do things?

Katy Perry Says John Mayer Was Her Best Lover, and Josh Groban Is ‘The One That Got Away’

Fuck story mode, why Can’t they just make be-a-pro player career mode similar to NBA 2k? Give us offline players something!

All that money they make from FUT and they can’t bother to give us a decent career mode. bleh

Picture with my cat and me with a bunch of ice cream, that’s all i use

The song?!

This movie looks almost as visually stunning as wonder woman, brb, I gotta go have my seizures.

Seriously, get a leather Jacket, some aviators, some driving gloves, pick me up. We are going full Outrun.

This guy :)

Oh it’s Tidal-related...

I personally prefer a ‘Tryst’

Completely related - I went out on a tinder date the other night and the girl I was on the date with mentioned that she also spoke Spanish. I asked her a simple: “Donde esta?” She replied: “Wingardium Leviosa.” So yeah, while my nerd boner rose, my dick boner died.

You need to apply yourself!!

Those last two minutes were some of the best porn scenes I’ve ever watched.

That’s terrible

Cool.

If you don’t use it, do you indeed lose it? asking, for a friend...But seriously, I think younger folks are having less sex because they tend to get off from Likes on Instagram, it’s a gross generalization but my fellow millennial coworkers are certain proof.

Cool.