Oh saddd, the only thing that can hold white people back is wind.

Right in the sex nose

There are three Spurs fans on here, and you clearly are the spursiest.

Good.

Whoa, you guys are really eating this Oscar thing up. To each his/her own I guess.

Is this a new blog?

Lol football being so complex.

This show is sofa king awful. Thank god for Santa Clarita Diet, and the other 4 billion awesome Netflix show’s, that Jude Apatow guy is a hack!

Shit, I’d get hit in the face a few times for 3 mil. And I bet I could last twice as long!!!!

JP LOSMAN!

I hated it, halfway through, it’s like they tried to put me to sleep.

Just realized you guys put me back in the greys, probably because i know the truth
Atlanta > Stranger Things

R.I.P. ESPN NFL 2k5 Alumni!

Hackers however did succeed in proving that people care way too much about celebrities.

Some would call it a Scorpion Kick...

Yes, look what he did to the half-hearted defense of Espanyol...

Why’s the lead woman gotta be white. RACism!!!!

Someone should tell Bob Bradley that sofifa.com changes player’s ratings weekly, so choosing the highest rated player on your team at the beginning of the season is probably moot.