No not ever.

because we’re numb

Let the Vandersexxx begin!

Let the Vandersexxx begin!

Vandersexxx!

As a person who lives in Jacksonville, could we not have found a better person for this interview? The answer is no. She is Jacksonvill.e

Hi, I’m Amy Schumer, ask me anything!

It’s like this guy giving you medical advice

Nah, just drain a pool and fill it with a foot of lube, then the orgists can play whose in my mouth. It’ll be a fun time for alL!

Counterpoint: I doubt your grandparents were as despicable as Reagan

Ronald Reagan’s entire presidential run was basically Weekend at Bernie’s. I say have at it.

The WRaith!!

The only QB worth having is Rex Grossman.

Hey everyone, we found a second generation football hipster!

You should try nibbling on some crackers first, that’ll settle your stomach.

It’s time for Harry Winks to play the Dier role, he’s at least hungry enough to impress, I wonder what ever happened to Nabil.

Which means, Hardwire that shit!

I’m sure it’ll all be White Women, specifically clones of Hillary.

Must’ve been all the cancellations they received at the last minute. Most thought this would be Rachel Ray.

Prince is a legend! But I still like Bruno Mars’ performance better.