It’s cool that it’s been getting nothing but stellar reviews from everyone except Gamespot so far. I’ve seen a few criticisms against the batmobile inclusion and I swear I’m not being an “I told you so” guy, but I was worried about this from Day 1, no Day -1254. I made this post almost a year ago reiterating my…

The guy seems to know what he’s doing in the media world, and his name is Joey Zanaboni. How is he not already part of Howard Stern’s team?

Sure, there are no biological differences between men’s and women’s brains or bodies.

Someone hasn’t watched the Colombians, fuck me they were diving all over the place at the tiniest of contact against England.

This is 100% true and the only people who would deny this are people who don’t watch both. I prefer the men’s game for obvious reasons but the women embellish and bitch and moan so much less.

[Scene: a well-lit hospital. BRYCE HARPER lays in a hospital gown, slowly awakening as his SURGEON looks on.]

Neymar was petulant throughout the match. Childish behaviour. Dunga deserves blame for not being able to calm him down, too.

Look, kicking a ball at someone after the play is shitty. No argument here.

Ken Shamrock is depressing as FUCK. In a recent interview he said he knocked out an NFL lineman w/ one punch and broke the guys entire face, he can’t even knock down Tito “glass jaw” Ortiz. Frank is literally 4x the fighter he ever was, the guy kind of become a side show freak w/ all the steroids. I really hope he…

So, softball?

Any “sport” with an allotment of scoring is actually just a drinking game.

In all seriousness, left and center are pretty important spots in softball. Everyone is trying to hit monster home runs, so a left fielder who can both catch and throw can be invaluable.

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

You can get a line of credit from a casino if you're a high roller or a gambling addict.

How do people owe casino money? Do casino’s loan out money?

Not as good as the illicit tour of the new Vikings boat, but good work none the less.

The photographer would be okay. If the Gary and the cops shot, it would have gone wide left.

If the Miami Dolphins did go defunct, how long before the new team officially wore throwback Dolphins unis for a game? Over/Under 10 years? Fans would never get rid of all their existing merch, either. You’d still see Dolphins stuff all over the place, even if the team didn’t officially acknowledge it.

If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.