avclub has been phoning it in for years leaving us to pick up the slack.

I didn’t expect to see a review that’s longer than the actual review in the comments today. For a freaking FNAF movie, of all things. Kudos for your dedication, I guess.

Oh, look. Another both sides dipshit. Yes, there are so many “extremist” Democrats. People who want things like higher taxes on the rich, action on climate change, and universal healthcare. So EXTREME!

Finally AV Club’s using their power of writing about a video but not posting it for good.

A Pet Sematary prequel should just be a movie about pets that are still alive.

Those are centrist fence sitting dipshit concerns, not real ones.

Our diets are hurting our bone density.... none of you said a word.
Our lack of exercise DESTROYS bone density.... none of you said a word.
Giving birth DESTROYS bone density.... none. of. you. said. a. word.

You are either a troll or you are so deeply…

Different Christopher Lloyd.

Everything about this comment is annoying, from you being confidently incorrect about the timeline to the way you’ve phrased it as if anything about the post even so much as gives the impression that she was currently voicing the character, especially since it explicitly states the following:

Sick days during childhood were always a little better when you got to watch Bob on the Price is Right. 

dude what the fuck are you talking about? why on earth should i give a shit if a song is “trying to say something”, especially if the “thing” it’s “trying to say” is fucking dogshit?

Fuck this song and fuck this guy. 

I’m sure all the American right wingers that you talk with are a lot more hospitable to your shitty fucking views, and so maybe don’t seem violent to you, but if you direct your attention to the article posted literally right after this one, you might find that describing “American left wingers” as crazy and violent…

Did we watch the same trailer? ‘Cause the one I watched looked absolutely shite.

Seriously, fuck you.

Blake Bortles!

Completely agree, PB does not need added sugars at all.

Once I stopped eating sweetened peanut butter, I found that for me unsweetened salted peanut butter is far superior. You end up with just a delicious salty peanutty flavor, bonus points if it’s crunchy.

You seem triggered

“He somehow convinced “normal” people to subscribe to Twitter.”