Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

Poor Will.  For all the bad things that have happened to him, that haircut may be the worst.

I bought it on 3D Blu-Ray... Haven’t watched it yet, but looking forward to it.

It’s not too difficult to figure out what happened to Mel Gibson.

Why shouldn’t she be? That movie owns.

lol throw your phone into the ocean if you’re big mad about China, bucko

Oh shush, Epic are fine and have one of the best game engines in the business.

Isn’t that the American way? 

I once dated a woman who never ONCE offered to pay. We both made about the same amount of money, and it was getting a little old. I even left her at the table for 10 minutes after the check got there (I was using the rest room but took my time). Check was still there. No “surprise treat”. Not once in a few months.

Texas is just begging to be to treated like Russia. Can we please swap them for Puerto Rico? Would not need to change the flag.

Great, irl popup ads; popups are bad enough online I don’t need them out there in reality as well. Seems like this would just waste electricity though. The cost of running the screen, and then the cost of having everyone standing there with the door opened so that they can see what’s inside while some stupid ad plays.…

I understood this reference.

Awww, this makes me wistful for a better time for this site.

I don’t expect jalopnik to survive much longer

Some movies lend themselves to sequels but Ghostbusters was lightning in a bottle. Seeing the group form and fumble their way into a profession that was intended, initially, as a sort of opportunistic scam gave Murray, Aykroid and crew a chance to parlay their comedic sensibilities into something new.

This site is failing, the rats are leaving as it takes on water and we can barely argue about it since our posts get buried and are mostly unsearchable.

We don’t have anywhere else to complain about it because this site has been gutted by vulture capitalists.

Maybe you’ll reply, maybe not...but you had a great set of ideas until the stupid shit you puked onto the post at the end. Try harder, dingo

I’ve posted this once or twice a year for several years now, but I remain astonished that the people running the Bond movies decided that what they wanted to do in the wake of the smash success of Casino Royale (and the inevitable writer’s-strike-affected stumble of Quantum of Solace, though I must note that I had a…

The marshmallow man stuff is funny. The Statue of Liberty stuff is treacly.