“The Blue Dong Movie”...

Perfect 

The black kid has his hand up, too. Peer pressure is a hell of a drug -and entry to the sunken place.

oh god the first X-COM.  Yeah, that game gave me the willies.

I feel like these idiots always have weird white people names. Jasmond. Shelbi. Bobo. Keysha. It isn’t the Beckies we need to watch for, it’s the men named Jasmond.

While the theory of benching Eli was correct, playing Geno Smith was not.

If a person disagrees with me that all races are equal and should enjoy all the same rights, privileges and economic advantages that I enjoy as a white person, is that person not racist? What would be a better term?

“dismiss their grievances”

Hey everyone, found the incel!

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

“Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain, though, are the same person trying to double dip the amount of roles she can have.”

The problem with Weezers Toto Cover, is not that its a bad cover, its that we know they are capable of so much more, that it feels like they are soullessly replaying Africa, its a near identical remake. With no feeling, just rudimentary. Same thing with this Blink cover, they could add something, make some change, but…

In the apocrypha, Peter was hurt when Jesus kissed [fellow disciple] Mary, asking why Jesus loved her more than the others. Jesus responded, ‘Ask rather why I do not love you as much.’

I have no time for his nonsense. 

You?!?! The most performative, self-and-other-flagellating, tiresome liberal proxy this website has is actually COMPLAINING about someone doing something good?!? This is the proof: you’re actually a troll involved in some Kaufmanesque long game that won’t matter at all outside of your own head

This movie will be terrible. The best thing to come from this movie will be that they stuck it to a child molester by cutting his scene.

I was perusing the Dragon Quest XI forum on Steam today (I know, I know—Steam forum was my first mistake), and I shit you not, someone had linked to Kotaku’s review of the game, and the majority of the discussion had nothing whatsoever to do with that review, but was rather focused around Kotaku being a haven for SJWs…

That’s...a lot of reaction to very little.

Getting my food one millisecond earlier than someone else actually has nothing to do with how much respect I’m receiving, fun fact. Please teach your sons to respect women in ways that actually matter.

There are 7 Billion people on the Earth. Are you saying we can only do one thing at a time?

Gotta give Hardy props here. That is one helluva decent Bobcat Goldthwait impression.