This article isn’t even on the home page, only Latest.

Jesus fucking Christ, kinja. Now we’re not even in chronological order, so that those of us here multiple times a day need to scroll through stuff we’ve seen before because it’s divided by sections?

Unlike most, he at least credited the other author. I respect that. He franchised, transparently, and some are pretty good. Just not the incestuous Pitt twins, or the awful Fargo books that don't even have action that flows in the right order (at least one keeps accidentally referring to things that hadn't occurred…

Yup. It fails at that timelessness that Pixar is so good at, and seems like it's trying to be "cool" or "hip," something DreamWorks always appears to be chasing

He was famous, but not on the same level. He was still considered a teeny bopper Tiger Beat pinup, like some kind of Corey. Only talented and with potential.

That excited about the butt, eh?

Do you not find it creepy, or think its threats, and the male voice, are intentionally creepy?

That Beatles song is creepy, but seems intentionally so, no?

Yes, but we were talking about how they handle KitKat, not about Nestle as a whole.

Dude, just Google Japanese KitKat. I've got sweet potato and peach mint in a bag next to me right now. 

Yup. Nestle wants uniqueness, not wide appeal, and that's what makes them special. Some you hate, some only you adore. 

People always forget that the theaters take a cut, too. 

Clearly you've never been, and probably just think of it what Fox News tells you to

I agree on the first part. I stopped watching depressing things a long time ago - it’s been ages since I’ve watched a Tom Hanks film for that reason.

Funny, I have it on good authority Michael Che gives handjobs to stray dogs.

Josh Gad is the reason I'm on the fence about even giving this a try. I find him unwatchable and, as Olaf, unlistenable

Every so often I’ll catch an episode of this, remembering that AVClub loves it.

Who made this, and why do the animals in Victorian England all have American accents?

But they don’t, really. They own the premium market, but the vast majority of pairs sold aren’t premium.

This is such odd paranoia. Maybe you just don't know how to pick a good restaurant. That's never happened to me, but I live in NYC, which is full of great restaurants