I feel like these idiots always have weird white people names. Jasmond. Shelbi. Bobo. Keysha. It isn’t the Beckies we need to watch for, it’s the men named Jasmond.

At the 15 second point you can see they’re parked a few feet beyond where they should be. They’re parked like (moderate) assholes. Do you know what you do to people parked like assholes? Scoff. Loudly complain to yourself. What don’t you do? Call the cops! Unless it’s a legitimate safety concern, just go about your…

That wig kind of gives him a 5-head, no?

I’d rank Doom higher. Granted, I was younger, but nothing in a game has ever been as creepy as running around in a dark, dimly lit space marine base with the lights flickering and no signs of life, hunting for a key, hearing monsters roaring and growling in the distance. You don’t know where they are, or how close…

Put Booger in the booth. He’s the only one of the 3 with any life. Prior to the kickoff last night, it was like a ghostyard. ESPN has absolutely no energy in that broadcast. Booger adds some, and seems decent, but the other two may as well be dead for all the life they bring.

Yeah, he and the show, got very cynical and not fun. Like the treatment of Meg in Family Guy.

Grimes comes close. I remember thinking that episode wasn’t very good, but most of my friends disagreed.

I still dug 454 Big Block and Righteous Jams. But yes, otherwise.

I still dug 454 Big Block and Righteous Jams. But yes, otherwise.

That these people think they have any room to stand, that any reasoned argument is below their lunacy...

whomp romp

That’s ignorance by the masses, though, and easily explained. Bannanoffee being considered American is a bit more difficult to connect.

37 years old, dating a woman 16 years younger. He wasn’t far off from twice her age. Warning signs all over the place. And he was so emotionally into her, relatively a child (experience-wise), that after a month he killed himself?

In any case, she absolutely is - the apartment they were sharing was something like $50,000 per month. That will make any kid stupid.

Yeah, at 24 I wasn’t worth millions or dating a legit sex symbol. I wasn’t this dumb, but I didn’t have the means or the reason to be this dumb. So I was dumb in other ways, less publicly and less long lasting.

Yes. Despite loving the first two, I never watched 3. I mocked the dancing with the rest of you,but that was all I saw. However, Topher was clearly supposed to be exactly like Peter Parker, but lacking that inner goodness. The casting works well with that in mind.

Unsure what you guys did to your ads, but on mobile anytime I scroll to one it hijacks my screen and repositions so it's front and center.  Makes it very hard to scroll to the bottom of an article because I keep getting moved to see the dumb ad

And was then shocked that people conflated his NFL position and his political views

Since it doesn't touch the water, it isn't boiling. 

Aren't all his remaining fans 40 year old hot topic kids?