95% of the stuff I see Twitter or Tumblr, or worse, Tumblr reaction places like TumblrInAction, get angry over seems like a joke aimed at them that they wholly fell for.

And this is why Jimmy Fallon booted him. Not because he couldn’t have him on, but because he couldn’t handle this type of interview, and it couldn’t be ignored, so the timing was off. Fallon sucks at something that isn’t fluff, and you couldn’t give McDonald fluff that soon after the comments. The View got what was…

Are we not talking about the hair on her 60 year old sister? The one married to the 70 year old guy in Sketchers with high socks? Presumably Velcro Sketchers.

I thought she was a 10 year old at first glance.

Judas turned Jesus on? Holy shit, the Bible is way more homoerotic than I’d thought. 

Yes. About a decade ago, I had a friend advocate for RooshV’s first book. I downloaded it after hearing him discuss it quite a bit. Somewhere around the 3rd chapter, he told you that, when in Eastern European countries, girls are taught to say no when they mean yes so don’t take no for an answer - just have sex with…

I dunno, look at the photo at the top. That man was considered the sexiest in America. Is that great? His hat has a belt buckle on it. That belt buckle has Florida on it. Not even Texas - Florida! Is that great? He looks a bit like his future buddy Dom Deluise, but thinner and more obsessed with Florida.

Oh my god, this guy is the worst.

Uh... I don’t think he’s defending attempted rapists, he’s saying that nerds, given the chance, often become bigger bullies than the ones in HS, so we shouldn’t applaud someone for merely being a nerd, but for how they act.

Spider-Man 2 is a better movie. Homecoming is marginally more fun but likely much less rewatchable. Spider-Man 2 is epic.

100% accurate. Can’t tell if the author is in on that joke, or confused. First time for that, haha.

There are only 4 edible fast food joints, and Shake Shack rivals Chik Fil A and In-n-Out as the best. Popeyes is a distant 4th. After that? Run.

Am I a nerd because it makes me really happy that he and Bruce Campbell were best friends? I mean, I watched McHale’s Navy because they were in it (won’t say I was happy I watched it, it was no Down Periscope.) The cutting in that trailer makes it unwatchable.

She’s saying that her keys were stuck in the car door lock, and needed WD-40 to come loose. She did not have WD-40, but did have personal lube in her car, which was unlocked with the keys stuck, so she tried to use that to get the keys out, hence the personal lube in the apartment.

Bit-O-Honeys were among my favorites around Halloween, though I preferred Mary Janes very mildly. I always loved them, even if they often make “worst candy” lists. Which felt odd, we all know Necco Wafers shouldn’t even be called “candy.”

I had a few. First was the guy who used to take 2 hour lunches and come back covered in glitter and white powder, reeking of alcohol. He liked to take the work I did to his boss, who would thank me for the work privately, not telling me my own boss was trying to take credit for it.

I finally saw Infinity War, and it was great. Think about what Marvel did. No one gas ever done this before. Hell, we all want more iron Man and Captain America. When else have we wanted more of a movie character, and actors, after so much?

We had this table at work. I agree, for $80 it’s quite cheap, and you’ll get value. At the same time, this thing was loaded with dead spots. Get used to reaching in and nudging the ball, or resetting it. 

We had this table at work. I agree, for $80 it’s quite cheap, and you’ll get value. At the same time, this thing was…

Oh God, accept that you’re unlikeable and go away. You named yourself “Papa” in your 30s, then put your face on every single thing you sold. Those are the actions of unlikeable people. Everything that followed just continued down the path of unlikeability, but you can’t spin the nickname and the face being everywhere.

It doesn’t need to be a “victory.” Who cares about PETA? Pay attention to the actual change, not the people behind it. For Mondelez, their old, dated, kind of sad box becomes something more vibrant. And if you don’t think kids see the cover of the box, clearly you a) don’t understand marketing b) don’t remember being…