I mean, pumpkin spice lattes only come around so often, but damn.

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

$2.5M is only 5% of $50M.

Schilling threatened to tell ‘the whole story’ to Rhode Island taxpayers.

As long as Diggs and Bradford stay healthy Minnesota

“Red pill or blue pill?”

I’m pretty sure that shorter guy is already taken by a taller guy.

Just incredible assholes. Makes me boil with anger. I kinda want to fight these guys.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

Fallon is an idiot.

Stuff like this helped his image rehab tour of 2016:

Slightly below average left handed ‘specialist’ relievers will miss the salary floor Cashman has been giving them for roughly a decade because of Ortiz.

Sounds like you’re the winner, my friend

My ex-wife went to this concert.

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

I think Eli agrees with Drew.