You clearly don’t pay much attention to Dave Chappelle aside from what a few sources in your bubble spoon feed you.

5. Nonchalantly giving you a star then going back to my cheerios.

The cruelty is the point.

this describes my feelings every time this place complains about celebrities doing silly but not bad things as if they would be any better.

It’s basically a cultural cul-de-sac of performative meta-commentary (this comment included)...

Well, I mean, uh...

The only part that annoys me is that “celebrities are generally insufferable” is treated like its some sort of secret.

Worst to best would be 3-2-4-1.

can it be a 4 way tie?

I don’t understand you #4's. If Aaron Paul wants to accept *total* responsibility for America’s history of racism I say we let him. Just thinking about it makes me feel better already.

You articulated how I feel about all of this absolutely perfectly.

NOOO! We number 4s are the best. 

re : Circumcision

I get that, but I honestly would not want my mom to stay friends with an ex of mine. 

I must admit I’m fairly amused by somebody freaking out that they haven’t had sex in twelve weeks. Twelve whole weeks! The agony!

Or we could create “seedless” racists that can’t breed.

I recently rewatched The Help and honestly had to look up the film on IMDb because my honest reaction to Jessica Chastain’s character was, “wait, does Bryce Dallas Howard play one character and her foil in this movie?”

“Mediocre” sure is a nice way to put it.

It’s why the left will always lose. This past Tuesday I saw 75% of my instagram feed participate in Blackout Tuesday by posting an all-black photo in solidarity with the BLM movement, and then, later that day, the other 25% telling them they were idiots for undermining the BLM movement and acting as corporate shills.

Back-in-the-day I used to love tuning in to my local college station to get my daily dose of ‘world music’. Then the self-righteous moral scolds arrived, claimed that the term ‘world music’ equals segregation and forced the programs off the air, effectively killing the sole outlet for foreign musicians in the US.