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The fatigue is worse than the pain for me. Soul crushing.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story

Yep, I got it, and that is TOTALLY what I was talking about! (See also, Raven-Symone joining Cosby once Rudy wasn’t “cute” anymore.)

Look, buddy, just because he wouldn’t fuck YOU doesn’t make him innocent.

Good times.

A roach. A leak. A lawsuit. And a banana peel. All this. And more. On the next. This. American Life.

I don’t think you need to feel that bad. The only reason a 23 year-old would be that connected in Washington was because she’s family of some important donor or someone high up in state politics. I don’t care how talented you are, or how good looking you are, no amount of talent or charisma alone gets you that level

This was a good episode of Veep.

This may or may not be your first day on Deadspin, but it is almost assuredly your last if cuss words offend you.

p.s. fuck

If this grizzled asshole was a Christian he wouldn’t have said that in the first place. So, like most republicans, we can call him a “Christian” which is more of a marketing ploy than a religious faith.

“I’ll rescue you my pretty. And your little dog, too!”

she should reconsider, she’d likely have the time of her life.

I’m very grateful for the ACA. Before it went into effect, I was turned down by every insurance company I tried due to pre-existing conditions and nearly went bankrupt from medical expenses last year. Now I have an affordable insurance plan with a reasonable deductible ($600) and low copays. Obama wanted to do better,

It speaks to the totality of the despair.

1-800-799-7233 or 1-800-787-3224 (TTY)

Ha! Those Dolphin shorts were everywhere in So Cal in the late 70's through mid-80's. If you were fairly tall with great legs you showed ‘em off.

But wouldn’t it be hilarious if his fans all did start showing up wearing orange, like his face, to support him?

“former indie movie queen”? Who dethroned her? She's my IMQ4L.