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Facilitating a metric system support group.

I lived in Warwick, RI when he was the Mayor. Sometimes I’d see him bumbling around the city like the Governor on Benson.

So true. I recently read a review that called Greta Gerwig the IMQ. Blasphemy!

My first thought was Daphne Zuniga.

Carrie Fisher is being followed around by Gary?

Can we put Lin-Manuel Miranda on the $10 bill?

Great reply, Molly. I would’ve just gone with the standard FUCK YOU.

I grew up in RI.

*mugshot

Mug shot from Stanford.

Thank you for not using the “all-American boy” in a suit and tie photo that seems to be attached to every article about this scumbag. Why his mugshot is not available is a mystery to me.

There’s no crying in baseball.

Peanut allergy?

Narragansett Porter. That is all.

Where’s Joe Isuzu?

I hope that #81 is a Randy Moss jersey.

I was born in 1965. The description of the contents of this capsule is pretty much the description of my body.