I probably wouldn’t get within a country mile, but I’d try to make a case for “Hey, why not THIS GUY?”

Right. I know I would. And I’m straight.

This me.

I mean, objectively speaking, who wouldn’t risk it all for Rihanna?

He was ready to risk it all

*cackles* you wrong for this, Hachi

I can’t listen to it at work, what is this??

Me and Rih Rih right now:

You give me too much credit, but I’ll take it.

Because pigs can’t admit to any mistakes or wrong doing. If they fuck up, it’s somehow your fault.

Now, if only OnTrac would stop losing all my damn deliveries....

If this is fat, someone please sign me up immediately.

She is truly a gift to us little people.

I was all ready to defend corny jokes anyway, but I have to give special credit to jokes that begin with: “Hi, it is corny joke time.”

I beg your forgiveness.

I rate everything I watch for the recommendations....Isn’t that the point or am I Netflixing incorrectly?

Bad idea. I often put stuff on Netflix specifically to fall asleep to. Right now, it’s that Toby Stephens shitfest Vexed. I’ve played about 4 hours of it but I’m usually sleeping before anyone is even murdered.