I thought he had an affair with January Jones? Either way, he cheated on Alex Cabot, the best DA the Special Victims Unit has ever seen! Douchebag!

I do this for a living. Buy a thesaurus so you have 25 different words for the color “red”. And say “depth and texture” a lot. And if theyre total dicks, quote them a super high price aka “the asshole tax”.

I decorate old brahmin money houses in the Greater Boston area for the holidays.Its a little weird. Thefirst year I did it I thought that these society ladies were wicked busy with...whatever it is they do. But they literally hang out with me the whole time, asking how to tie bows, or if the cranberry velvet makes…

Confession.

“Also have Ianka and Melania really been killing the style game?”

Which, in reality TV speak, typically translates to “I voted for Trump” or “I didn’t vote at all.” (Honestly, my money is on the latter.)

I’m big into — I sound crazy when I say this — murder stories.

Better than being hooked on Fox and Friends but certainly not great, Joe Scarborough is a fucking tool.

During every debate Clinton was poised and answered questions related to her policy while trump barked at the moon and wandered around like a dementia patient at sunset.

I’ve found that when trash dudes use “likeable”, they really mean “bangable” because, in their eyes, a woman’s worth is inexorably linked to whether or not they want to have sex with her.

I remembered that forum with Matt Lauer and screaming at the TV because he was constantly hounding Clinton with questions about her emails and interrupting her....and meanwhile didn’t bat an eye when Trump said crazy shit like how we should be able to take oil from Iraq as spoils of war. Glad to see him go down in…

Finally - someone is talking about it! The entire campaign all I heard about was Clinton’s “likeability” problem. No one who said that was doing any introspection. And anytime someone mentioned sexism, they’d overreact and completely derail the discussion. Kinda makes me think they were so hysterical over it because…

You would think that they would want to publicly stand by someone who had been through that. It’s a terrible way to treat someone who saw things that would give any sane person nightmares

Hopefully he can sue for wrongful termination based on having a disability and collect his pension that was due to him. Sadly this probably means a large chunk of what he gets (if he wins or gets a settlement) will go to his lawyers.

He got older? Cut his hair? Shaved the pubescent fluff from his chin? Learned to walk again after playing Dr. Xavier?

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

Yes, Ashton Kutcher is a rape apologist, at least for this rapist, and he should get zero pass because Masterson is a friend. Why is he friends with a rapist, anyway?

Well, Hulu does have every single season of Law and Order SVU, and they also now have 30 Rock, so you might not be wrong there.

The kicker is that spending money on those things ACTUALLY helps the economy. As opposed to it going to sit in some off-shore bank account.