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But Beyoncé can’t act.

Yeah, it bothers me a lot that almost the entire cast of the original are still around, yet only one voice was selected as indispensable. I think this is a major reason I dislike this notion of doing movie remakes one generation after the original was produced.   

Generic Life advice:

Do you think he’ll blame this on mercury poison as well?

  • “George Stephanopoulous as Clark Kent”

Someday CBS will get the bright idea to dress Charlie Rose up in a stupid costume, and that is the day I will throw a hammer through my television and slowly walk into the East River, never to be seen again.

Jackie O’s voice was pure New England upper-class boarding school affectation.

We hardly knew ye continued....Healthcare, Tax Reform, Immigration Law, and how to speak in complete sentences.

There are also trace amounts of cocaine in every dollar bill in the last 20 years but you don’t go around suspecting everyone does cocaine.

Nobody’s questioning your heterosexuality (you’re too bland to be gay)

When Magic Mike came out, I didn’t get it at all because I don’t personally find Channing Tatum the least bit physically attractive. But since then I’ve seen interviews and other things with him, and the dude is hilariously self-deprecating and seems like a genuinely nice person. Suddenly he’s about 500 times more

Unpopular opinion alert: Does anyone have any reports of those from when he was like...under 85? I’m not discounting this, I believe it happened but if it didn’t happen earlier in his life, it’s very likely this has to do with some level of dementia or something. You can see impairment in social functioning: anger,

*darkest timeline*

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

It happened to me, many a year ago. I was serving an American couple and got to chatting with them, they told me that with my customer service skills and education I could make sooooooo much more money in the States. Which...was nice, I guess? They meant to compliment me? Then they left a shitty tip and went their

You are not Scott Brown from New Hampshire anyway, damn carpet-bagger can fuck right off with that!

WeWork just moved into the building I work in here in downtown Minneapolis - it used to be such a quiet building. Now there is a lot of noise. All the law-firm and business curmudgeons like myself are annoyed by the noisy youths at WeWork. I don’t have any other comments other than that. :D

This is part of a larger trend of vulture capitalism. Investment firms (aka equity groups, aka wealthy fuckers) are buying huge chunks of stock in companies with vast real estate holdings purely to force them to do sell-lease back deals like this one. In many cases, they force the companies to create a separate

The fan, a woman in her 40s,

The right has been so busy coopting the word “bullying” to redefine it as “being intolerant of my intolerance” while redefining actual bullying as “first amendment rights” or “sincerely held religious beliefs.” So count me as skeptical of ANY anti-bullying push from the right.