Not only is Playboy the series sponsor of the MX-5 Cup Series, they also send Playboy Bunnies to every race. Some of the girls love to race, too.

What makes Jimmie Johnson Mr Five-Time, while Dale Jr is lucky to win at all? According to sources within Hendrick: Dedication. What Jimmie brings is an extraordinary level of professionalism - all he wants to do is win races, win championships, and keep a great job. All Dale Jr. wants to do is party his ass off, have…

C'etait un fucking idiot.

So, you're really that much of a dick off-camera, too?

I have met Alex Zanardi. I have extensively interviewed and photographed Alex Zanardi. Alex Zanardi is a true badass mofo. Shane Hmiel is NO Alex Zanardi.

Phat beatz.

That schmuck was in my way coming out of a parking lot in Springfield the other night. Note the above placement of the car in a Handicapped parking spot - the driver is not. Yet.

The GT-R, LF-A, and "Toyobaru" hype machines, all three... I just can't feel as OMG-excited about those, as I'm expected to feel. They're all fantastic machines, and I'd love a ride in any of them. But from a drives-me-crazy standpoint... there's something missing. None of them gives me the fizz.

In all the time I've been around racing, I've seen very few BBS wheels break — it does happen, but good wheels seldom let go under track use. The difference is, when you break a wheel from a real manufacturer, they don't piss and moan when you submit it for warranty. Let's hope "Cor" wises-up and sorts-out the…

1. Don't drive so much. Seriously, if you want to save gas, keep it in the tank by not burning it.

Ohhhhhhhhh, carbon fiber bog seat. ***covet***

"Danger to the manifold!"

What, did they glom-on a few pointless new "features" to expand on the last release? Snow Leopard is the last OSX that mattered.

If you're serious, you want a beige Camry (or Accord, or other generic Asian midsize sedan, in beige). A few discreet upgrades to the car are OK, but you want it to be as indistinguishable as possible. No dents, no scratches, no stickers, no ultra-dark window tint. You're not trying to "run from" the cops. You're…

If you want to represent yourself as an informed hater, at least go and drive one first.

The 6-speed automatic is the same 4-speed we used to suffer with? Really? What's that, new math?

I'll say it because nobody else will: The Chrysler 200 (especially the drop-top) is now a MUCH MUCH MUCH better car than the Sebring was just 3 years ago. Sure, it's on the same platform, but the platform wasn't the weak spot- it was always the interior, the crummy powertrain, and the ass-awful hodgepodge of styling…

This nonsense is so far out of hand — here in DC not a week goes by when I don't get a nice 3-4 block detour from the Metro to the office because some 4th grader forgot a backpack on the street corner. Without fail, the bomb squad gets called, and we get a front-row seat for Security Theater as the bomb-sniffing robot…

The new US Fusion basically is the Mondeo, only without turbodiesel availability here in the States. Wait til you see it on the street.

Right. Because any money spent in a city that's on its knees, is automatically wasted. You make a fairly good point here, but it's a shame you have to start out by being a dick.