My biggest io9 pet peeves:

No “The Ewing Theory”? SMH

Given his knack for writing on and on, Wax On would have been good.

Well look who just stopped by, everybody. It’s motherfucking Caltain America!

Bobby Labonte sure as hell had a green car

Get fucked. This article is as ridiculous as charismatic and pentecostal christiane who freak out about harry potter because of witchcraft. It’s a fictitious story, it doesn’t pretend to be non-fiction, and if you can’t be an adult about reading things that aren’t true, you can go fuck yourself.