Well, crowdfund her a place to live, then flying lessons. <3

Sneaks on a Plane

she once told her public defender that she has no family and has lived in shelters around the city; airports, she said, are safer than living on the street. And as Parle Roe-Taylor, the assistant public defender who represented Hartman last year, pointed out at the time: Jail is not an appropriate setting to deal…

I’m honestly impressed, I haven’t been to O’hare in a long time but I can’t picture someone just slipping by TSA not just once but multiple times... but I don’t see how you could end up on the plane, even if you got past the agent and even if it was Southwest style seating that’s a total gamble that that flight isnt…

The Toastie Tush Toilet Seat Warmer can solve that problem: https://www.amazon.com/Toastie-Tush-Round-Innovative-Toilet/dp/B013P45JNA

She’s going on a mission on Saturday to get her hair done. She also went out to continue the marathon remodeling her and my father are undertaking on their house.

I have some potato leek soup in my freezer. I’ll think about taking it out. I had some dried mango and my friends had me eat some vegetables earlier today.

I saw the SNL she hosted, and she seems totally pleasant. But I don’t know why we need daily articles about her comedic genius, which I haven’t really seen.

Let me guess, youre gonna threaten to burn down the internet if they dont give her an Oscar.

Dont Hoagie shame!

Goddamnit now I want a hoagie. But consider all I’ve eaten today is a handful of cherrios, a hershey’s bar and a chicken wing forced upon me by my mother (unshockingly, I am a grief non-eater), I feel like eating a hoagie would go badly.

Couldnt the reason for older women to be so despondent about ‘the way men are’ is due to the fact that unlike the angry 20 somethings that make up much of this site, these women have been dealing with this shit for half a century only to see that the men havent changed one bit?

Joanna’s pretty great, yeah. But that thing up there is a sub.

Pretty sure that’s a hero.

Color me sick unto death of James Franco’s bemused licentiousness!