What is that you say?!!!. (Nice understatement;)

Ear lift? Tongue tightening?

YES. It’s the antiperspirant. I used Unscented for Yeeears, but my clothes didn’t show it because, until recently, I never even really needed the stuff. It wasn’t activated. But got I so F-ing sick of cuddling with my man, having to breath in his “TSUNAMI BREEZE” (or whatever manly stuff it was) that I made him go…

Haha! “I’m not a smelly hippie i promise.”

I’m going to give this a test run ( hope you’re right), but unfortunately there is THIS kind of fabric and THAT kind of fabric:(

I want to know too. Maybe because I’m an anatomical freak, but I seldom even had to wear antiperspirant most of my life (did anyway, *shrug* because BIG STINK. INC.). Noe I need it. Most of the natural stuff I have read about is either some kind of powder or causes some kind of perpetually sloggy squeegy pit:(

THIS X 10000!!! Whole mornings have been ruined looking for something ELSE because your top (usually dark) is now covered in white streaks. Yes. Guide that plastic bitch up under your blouse, etc, flap your arms like a penguin, then be careful af later when you disrobe!

Glasses for everyone!

Not sure why, Megan, but this is one of the funniest titles I’ve ever read.

YES.

Sadly, for those who suffer from retinopathy, even repeated exposure to fluorescent light can lead to permanent blindness (and it’s not good for anyone’s eyes either:(

She absolutely gets a pass! As do these two icons (who need no one’s permission!!)

And you would be right. Some wear them because they want to (good enough reason). Others wear them because even florescent light can damage the retina. What a lark to be judged by a know-it-all who knows nothing.

I don’t think Jay-Z would take out a contract on Trump now because the trail would be kinda obvious (I only say that because wishful thinking). Also, Jay-Z was never a very good thug. If he had kept that up he’d be fish food by now. He always got revenge with “His paper.” If Trump wants beef with Hova, he will lose…

Damn, we are becoming lazy readers, Mads

“Years of expensive dental work.” Hahahahahha! My last implant cost me$3000.00 which is BS (but was at teaching hospital. DO THAT!! Every damn step of the process if Carefully overseen). But his ‘dignity’ was challenged. That has to cost a cool million:/

Girl. I hope you were well-paid for doing this. Cannot forget the mermaid tail thing.

Really liked it (and I don’t like SNL).

Stepping away, making yourself absent is NEVER a good idea. Major rule for getting shit done: SHOW UP.

Not really into Kesha’s music, but the message is good.