For the record, I accidentally wrote “Oil Fitler” in my initial draft, and I’m not sure why I changed it given how badly this filter wants to ruin lives.

When I was a teenager (back in the very early 80's), a guy I worked with at a full serve gas station had a 304 Gremlemon. He put a 396 BB Chevy in from a Chevelle SS, a 4.11 gear set and a Muncie M-21 four gear bang box. That thing would rip rubber all the way through all four gears with 50 series tires on it. No…

This is why I chock the wheels with packages.

You kid, but I remember when I was a kid and wanted really hard a specific VW Beetle toy. My father saved up to buy it, but when he finally got around buying it, the thing was out of stock.

I feel guilty that I LOL’d at that, but have a star anyway.

Some guy jumped out of an airplane? That’s just Rong..

Depends...

Please don’t anthropomorphize inanimate objects; they hate that.

You can get it liftin’

It had to be the horse. Not sure why the hell you would think other wise.

confirmed

That Hz.

Ugh...that right there might be the dad joke of the week. :)

The frequency of people being charged will go up once they start offering Teslas.

“When he first arrived fifteen years ago, the minimal research he had done had suggested to him that the name ‘Ford Prefect’ would be nicely inconspicuous.”

I tried to execute mg.exe and my computer started smoking.

Having played soccer as an 8-year-old boy, I can verify that I would have considered it a dumb comment and immediately ignored it.

Thankfully, as he’s assured us multiple times, jokes can’t hurt people. So he can feel free to kiss my balls! He’s gonna have to find them in a medical waste dumpster in Arizona, but I’m sure he’s got nothing better to do.

To say I love her diminishes the feelings I have for her. Without hyperbole, I will say that Nanette changed my entire life and how I live in the world. I respect and admire her so much.

Gods, she’s just the best. And that line about “more backbone” is excellent.