While there are very obvious differences between the two, the styling similarities that do exist reminded my of the Plymouth Expresso concept. The side of the car made a smiley face, because why the hell not?

That truck is adorable. Retro isn’t usually my thing, but I like that. Steering wheel is going to need an airbag, unless they did a miraculous job of miniaturizing it into that center hub.

In fact, there’s a word for the biological process where the cells in your toes divide and divide again.

Somebody checked their carrion?

“when the wheel is cranked and the rod enters that boot, well, the floppy little hose, um, stiffens up.”

fuck the costumer

Someone in my town owns one of those - in that colour.  It looks great.

In 1977 I went to the Melbourne Motor Show in Australia - I was eight. I was also convinced that this was going to be my first car in about a decade or so. I was wrong, it was a gutless small sedan. Still, I have the spiritual successor now:

My dad’s dream car was always a Corvette. He had a lung transplant and the deal was always that he’d get his Corvette if he survived it. He survived it, but life tends to get in the way and he hadn’t gotten the opportunity 7 years later. He had a nasty bout with meningitis, and started having issues with rejection.

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I briefly owned a Cutlass Supreme that was... kind of an impulse purchase. When I was living in Asheville, there was this guy named Terry who owned an auto-detailing place near the airport. One day I was there having him detail my Nissan 240SX convertible (rare alert) and I noticed his (immaculate) Cutlass Supreme…

The Datsun 510 wagon is the correct choice. I may even purchase it myself. What a find.

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I was down in the thriving metropolis of Bradford, PA, over the weekend (went to check out the Zippo museum) and I did a little walking around/street photography while I was there. It’s a good little town and it has a ton of very good buildings and alleys that make perfect backdrops for setting car photos against.

It…

It’s obviously the human couple just had a nice day with the dog couple at the dog couple’s house.

When I bought my pickup truck and was showing it off to my friend he walked up to me, hugged me and said "I'm so sorry about your penis"

Jason, there’s no need to go nuts over this. I know we’d all be screwed without the various types of fasteners in our cars, but this was hardly a riveting post. (Although, I will say that photo of the Spyker shows they really know how to nail an interior.) I realize you’re probably just trying to hit your quota so you…

I got a better Destroyed DJ story.

Not sure why they’re tearing it down, now that the road is closed just hit it with a truck going the other direction